I'll make sure your experience is so memorable, you'll be telling your neighbours about it (they'll probably be bored, but that's not our problem.
Inspira-'Non nobis solum nati sumus'
In the realm of discourse, doth thou dare? to challenge the winds of thought, beware! Sue will keep you guessing for She is the ruler of revelry… A mysterious allure, A mistress of intrigue, who will leave you longing for more and more…with bated…' for I am the Author of your fate. I weave a narrative to suspend the nape of your disbelief from hooks. your secret desires are My prompt. My role as the arbiter of reality is to stand where fantasy pretends to be....You should be aware that I'm known for being the "Picasso of the bedroom," "Beethoven of desire," and the "Da Vinci of bedazzlement...
Physical
I'm naturally a Dirty Blonde with breasts that are naturally sensitive and of average size, let's just say that they don't have the kind of prominence that would cause a significant disruption in rush-hour traffic and so forth As for the derriere I don't have large conspicuous buttocks either which is (or so it seems these days) typically linked to the present day fashion trend for 'twerking' So! if your looking for a woman with a great big phat arse then you'd definitely be in the wrong place! It's bizarre to recall that during my youth, Myself and female peers would often ask one another if our behinds looked big in a particular outfit ( should the response be an affirmative "Yes ," then WOE BETIDE you'd worry non-stop about it, because- phat arses, back then were completely unacceptable to us women! so No, right up to the present day as we speak- My physique is perfectly proportionate- I'm tall, slim got a mighty fine pair of pins -Plus as I said- a perfectly 'neat 'n' tidy REAR END (which suits me just fine- Thank you very much!).
I embrace 'escapades' with a free spirited enthusiasm YET I also remain 'vigilant' about 'WHO' I choose to keep company with (which is the reason why I don't advertise my contact details and make it terribly easy for people to contact me as I prefer to 'screen people' and expect an email first however I do expect to speak to everyone first BEFORE I meet them) As one of the most experienced entertainers here (I first began here on AW in 2010 with my previous profile which was established and established over 2000 Escort feedback/Reviews up until 2021 which is when I began this new Profile) My services represent the pinnacle of excellence. My outlook on life is one of pragmatic realism, with a fair dose of crazy optimism thrown in for good measure. It continues to give me great pleasure (and satisfaction) to be able to provide clients with services that are both 'liberating AND safe,' which are provided in a discreet, Safe, Clean environment where one can freely enjoy their sexuality without prejudice and /OR judgement, which gives me the opportunity to identify (and explore) not only my own erogenous desires, but the desires of others. The most potent fantasies naturally reside in the realm of the imagination, and I can say unequivocally that this is where I am typically most at ease as I have both the experience and "the knack" for being able to identify and engage in activities that would please any raunchy, untamed voyeuristic curiosity thanks to my creative expertise, and eclectic tastes
...And so Like a wild beast Prancing through a field of mundane cows, Dot Rotten is as innovative between the bed sheets as Picasso was to the art world. So who do You want in your bed today Gentlemen ? Pablo Picasso? OR a typical boring Cow named MOO - whose bedtime stories about grass and Cud would put even an insomniac to sleep- So Gentlemen! 'WHO' Will it be??? WILL IT BE -> Four dilly-dandies on four stick standies with a wig wag tail? OR-Pablo picasso - The Bedroom Maestro -> SUE?
So What do YOU need to book?
YOU Gentlemen- NEED to be good-natured & seeking a POSITIVE EXPERIENCE
| Duration | Incall | Outcall |
|---|---|---|
| 1½ Hours | 300 | 350 |
| 1 Hour | 250 | 300 |
| 2 Hours | 400 | 450 |
| 3 Hours | 500 | 550 |
Prices are shown in GBP
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| Sat May 18 2024 | All Day |
| Sun May 19 2024 | All Day |
| Mon May 20 2024 | All Day |
| Tue May 21 2024 | All Day |
| Wed May 22 2024 | All Day |
| Thu May 23 2024 | All Day |
| Fri May 24 2024 | All Day |
| Sat May 25 2024 | All Day |
| Sun May 26 2024 | All Day |
| Mon May 27 2024 | All Day |
| Tue May 28 2024 | All Day |
| Wed May 29 2024 | All Day |
| Thu May 30 2024 | All Day |
| Fri May 31 2024 | All Day |
BAREBACK |
This is NOT a service that is offered by my company.
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WHERE I'M FROM |
England - London
Born and raised in London- EastEnd- Bow & Bethnal Green
These days located in North London |
ONE HOUR MINIMUM MEETS |
I do not offer appointments that are less than ONE hour. In my opinion, the amount of preparation required for such a short time frame is equal to, if not more than, that required for a one-hour appointment. This isn't some fast-food joint that's open 24/7 for a quick service. I do not and have never operated in that manner.
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Do I offer Overnights? |
NO-
(Not unless you want to pay to watch sleeping Beauty Snore? |
RANDOM BOOKING REQUESTS |
I kindly suggest that you refrain from submitting a spontaneous booking request without prior inquiry.
I consistently anticipate receiving an initial email from somebody. Without such correspondence, I seldom proceed with scheduling meetings.
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ABOUT BI SEXUALITY |
As far as I can tell, I'm no longer bisexual.
I am (Without doubt) not bisexual. I've had some, shall we say, "lively" adventures with a few lovely ladies in my life, but when it comes to 'preference' then I have to admit that I do prefer the male form-I consider myself to have a heterosexual orientation, albeit with a touch of bisexuality in the realm of my imaginative fantasies.
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DIRECT CALL SERVICE |
PLEASE NOTE: I DO NOT OFFER 'SILENT' CALLS. IT IS NOT LISTED ON MY 'LIKES' LIST SO PLEASE DO NOT ASK/ OR PUT IN A REQUEST FOR IT. |
MY CONTACT NUMBER IS NOT ADVERTISED |
My contact number remains elusive, intentionally concealed to thwart the nefarious scoundrels who seek to exploit and deplete my precious reserves of energy.
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PARTY GAL? |
I'm afraid not.
In addition to that, I'd like to keep my nose to myself and mind my own business, because I'm so dull and boring.
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| What is your starsign? | Gemini May 21 - June 21 |
| What is your Primary Language? | English |
| What is your Secondary Language? | I can speak a few languages |
| How would you describe your non-binary gender? | Other |
| If other, please specify: | am I allowed to say ' Heterosexual?' |
| What is your favourite colour? | BLACK |
| Who is your favourite celebrity? | Pfft,who needs fancy-pants celebs anyway? |
| What is your best feature? | Legs |
| What three words best describe your personality? | outspoken, dictatorial, and impatient |
| What is your favourite food? | I eat to live not the other way round |
| What is your favourite drink? | Vodka, a splash of Pink Gin, a crisp White wine.. |
| What is your favourite film? | The Bleedin' House that wouldn't die |
| What is your favourite TV programme? | My heart belongs to savage crime progs |
| What are your favourite flowers? | ALL flowers are beautiful |
| What is your favourite perfume? | Molecule 01 (at ze moment! |
| What is your favourite gift? | I'm not bothered about gifts |
| What is your favourite holiday destination? | For me, there is no such thing as a holiday |
| What is your ethnicity? | Caucasian (White) |
| What is the colour of your eyes? | Blue |
| How would you describe your body type? | Slim |
| How tall are you? | 5'8" |
| How much do you weigh? | 9½st |
| What is your shoe size? | 3 |
| What is your dress size? | 10 |
| What size is your chest? | 36" |
| What is your bra cup-size? | C |
| How would you describe the size of your breasts? | Medium |
| Are your breasts natural or enhanced? | Natural |
| How is your pubic hair fashioned? | Trimmed |
| Do you smoke? | Socially |
| Do you have any tattoos or piercings? | Neither |
| If you have tattoos or piercings, how discreet are they | NA |
| Do you have any birth-marks or scars? If so, size and location? | None |
| What times are you always available? | This varies from week to week (ASK! |
| Will you do overnight bookings? | No |
| List of Towns/Areas you will visit | ASK! |
| How long are you prepared to travel for? | 1hr |
| Nearest rail station? | Caledonian Road/Holloway Road |
| What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you in public? | Any potentially embarrassing incidents would have occurred prior to the age of 30, as over the age of 30 you become impervious to embarrassment due to wisdom & experience. |
| What sort of men turn you on? | That mysterious guy who looks like Alfred Hitchcock! The type of man who, with a single look, can have your pulse racing and your heart racing with anticipation. |
| What sort of women turn you on? | looks like the ladies will have to find someone else to swoon over! My fantasies of women are far more adventurous than reality, but I've given it a shot at least! |
| What is the most memorable sexual experience you’ve ever had? | Not one of my sexual experiences stand out quite frankly |
| What is the most outrageous thing that you’ve done sexually (be honest!) | as a seasoned pro at life! Nothing can faze me now that I've conquered everything under the sun. |
| Where would you most like to have sex? | Sex on a motorbike, hair blowing in the wind? I've no idea... |
| What is your favourite sexual position? | I'm very nimble when it comes 2 positioning |
| What is your second favourite sexual position? | Is positioning really that important then? |
| What is your biggest turn on? | I look at peoples TEETH first- always have I really like irregular teeth and unconventional characteristics in general- those sort of traits- I find extremely appealing |
| The most sensitive part of my anatomy is? | Ah , My ears I think |
| Describe the experience (when and where) | It was a late night during the summer and I was 20 years old and it happened in my friends house which was situated in Manor Park- East London. I knew that this was going to be the very moment that I was going to lose my virginity, as it had already been pre- planned ( Cuz You see-at that time I was convinced that I was a Lesbian and so confused... this Musician friend of mine ( a Jamaican lad who was a couple of years older than myself) offered to help me out and suggested that we make a scheduled date to Pop the cherry to which he said I would then be able to know as to whether OR not I was - a Lesbian! and so! as my male friend was Patiently waiting in the bedroom I'm in the adjacent room next door trying to conguer up excuses so that I didn't have to going ahead with it as I was terrified about engaging in sexual activity -thus, I ended up getting rather intoxicated on a bottle of Jack Daniels because of this FEAR and so finally I managed to stagger into the bedroom but as I did so- I found myself vomiting all over the place- which (of course) ruined- ''the moment'' and left me doin nothin' but the laundry for the rest of that night instead! and so the sexual encounter was then re scheduled & postponed for the following day. Oh Yeah for sure without doubt this was a deliberate and methodical plan, devoid of any natural rhythum whatsoever- However!, this new experience soon had me in a complete state of 'AWE' and was to become my very first real experience of- PURE UNADULTERATED- LOVE...! (ah what a cute rose tinted ending to a story eh?...(!) |
| What is your favourite sexual fantasy? | Well, I guess it is time to take a ride on the wild side and hop into bed with a taxi Driver! |
| How often do you masturbate? | I'm not highly sexual actually- I never have been! |
| What sexual activity do you enjoy the most? | delightful smoochy-woochy action (Kissing! |
| When is your libido at its highest? | "High Noon" |