Happy 2024
Hello my lovelies, I’m Filthy Laura from Wiltshire. Im 38, slim (size 10) with natural boobs (36c) and a pierced nipple. I am 5ft9 with nice long legs. I also have some tasteful tattoos.
Not like most women, I'm very down to earth, laid back and aim to please. I like to make everyone feel comfortable and happy. Nothing worse then none of us enjoying the experience. I’m open to all requests, so please don’t feel shy to ask, we all have our unusual kinks and if you have requested a kink or fantasy from myself that I’m not happy to do - it will not be held against you if you want a session with me. I do not judge anyone on there looks or mobility. I can be the perfect Girlfriend or the filthiest Slut! I do this job because I genuinely love sex and everything around it.
I pride myself on self care and expect the same from my clients. I expect to be respected and treated well - Anyone that doesn’t follow this will not be seen again! If I don’t enjoy the session - Down to nerves or just genuinely an awkward first meet, I will give the client another chance. But if I still don’t enjoy the session on the 2nd visit then I will not see again.
I love sex, oral, up for trying new kinks and very open minded. I do squirt so be warned lol if you have the skills then it will get messy!! I don’t mind taking control but I am not very good at it lol. I do get the giggles and if your after a very serious mistress, then it won’t be me (I want all clients to have the best experience so I have to be honest about how I act). I dont mind being told what to do or dominated - but not too rough and no marks.
Protected sex ONLY! BB will be at my discretion and charged a lot more. Cumming in certain places and rimming/pegging will be charged more and wil also be at my discretion. This must be discussed before hand and agreed.
I regularly get tested and I am very clean. I expect the same from my clients.
I will be doing outcalls, but this will require deposit upfront for fuel and time. No exceptions.
Privacy is key, we all have families and as much as I don’t judge I expect the same in return.
Videoing and photos will be extra and must be discussed before hand
If I have I never met you before I will require a deposit on top of the prices for a meet.
| Duration | Incall | Outcall |
|---|---|---|
| 15 mins | 80 | - |
| ½ Hour | 120 | - |
| 1 Hour | 180 | 230 |
| 2 Hours | 350 | 400 |
Prices are shown in GBP
Note: Any money paid to the adult escorts listed on this website is for their time and companionship only. Whatever else that may occur if and when contact is made is the choice of consenting adults.
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Do you provide Hardsports? |
The only way I will provide this service is if i'm being paid extremely well - We are talking £1000+!!! |
Do I provide a FFM service ? |
Not at the moment, I am searching for the right female partner at the moment. I want a woman that I have a connection with so that the sessions will be so much better. I cannot fake it, its not fair on my clients and certainly not fair on me and the other woman if we are not feeling it. |
Best way to make you squirt? |
Fingering me, then pulling out and playing with my clit. I rarely squirt when anything is inside of me, or if a client is trying to hard. Just be yourself, don't overthink it and it will happen naturally. |
How long does it take you to squirt? |
All depends on how turned on I am and normally that's all the time lol. |
What turns you on the most? |
*Kissing - Nothing better than to start a meet off with kissing! Its so intimate and sexy, really gets me going.
*Confidence - I love a man/woman who is comfortable in their skin, and not scared about sharing their turn ons/kinks. |
What is your favourite position |
Doggy of course |
Why do you do this type of work? |
Ive never found a career that suited me as well as this career does. I'm very open sexually, love meeting new people and exploring their kinks and turn ons. It makes me feel very confident and empowered as a woman. |
| What is your starsign? | Scorpio Oct 24 - Nov 22 |
| What is your Primary Language? | English |
| What is your Secondary Language? | None |
| How would you describe your non-binary gender? | Other |
| If other, please specify: | NA |
| What is your favourite colour? | Purple |
| Who is your favourite celebrity? | Adam Sandler |
| What is your best feature? | Lips |
| What is your worst feature? | Feet |
| What three words best describe your personality? | Kind, Caring and fun |
| What is your favourite food? | Sushi |
| What is your favourite drink? | Smirnoff Ice |
| What is your favourite film? | Rocky |
| What is your favourite TV programme? | Bobs Burgers |
| What are your favourite flowers? | Roses |
| What is your favourite perfume? | Elizabeth Arden Provocative Woman |
| What is your favourite gift? | Flowers |
| What is your favourite holiday destination? | Cyprus |
| What is your ethnicity? | Caucasian (White) |
| What is the colour of your eyes? | Blue |
| What is the colour of your hair? | Blonde |
| What length is your hair? | Shoulder length |
| How would you describe your body type? | Slim |
| How tall are you? | 5'9" |
| How much do you weigh? | 10st |
| What is your leg measurement? | 34" |
| What is your shoe size? | 8 |
| What is your dress size? | 10 |
| What size is your chest? | 36" |
| What is your waist measurement? | 30" |
| What is your hips measurement? | 32" |
| What is your bra cup-size? | C |
| How would you describe the size of your breasts? | Small |
| Are your breasts natural or enhanced? | Natural |
| How is your pubic hair fashioned? | Shaved Completely |
| Do you smoke? | No |
| Do you have any tattoos or piercings? | Both |
| If you have tattoos or piercings, how discreet are they | Visible |
| Do you have any birth-marks or scars? If so, size and location? | Scar below breast |
| What times are you always available? | Monday - Off Tues - Fri10:00-14:30 |
| Will you do overnight bookings? | No |
| List of Towns/Areas you will visit | Wiltshire/Hampshire |
| How long are you prepared to travel for? | 1½hrs |
| Nearest rail station? | Andover |
| What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you in public? | When I first started in the escort world, I was abit naïve and overly nice. I went to Meet a new client for a outcall. When I got there he nicely asked me if I could take him to the local supermarket. So I drove the client to a local Sainsburys. I parked up, while he entered the shop. All of a sudden, after a few minutes, he quickly got in my car with a basket full of stolen items telling me to “drive, drive, drive”. I panicked and drove off trying to get out the area quickly. The client acted like nothing happened while eating a pasty. At least he was polite enough to ask me if I wanted a sausage roll! I dropped him off, and I never saw him again! |
| What sort of men turn you on? | Nice, genuine, honest men. I like confidence but not arrogance. You don’t need to try to hard with me, just be yourself and we will have a good time. |
| What sort of women turn you on? | I love confident women who are comfortable in their skin. I’m all for chemistry and having fun. |
| What is the most memorable sexual experience you’ve ever had? | I went to see a new client. I turned up wearing a long rain coat with a sexy Victoria Secret body underneath. My client was already on the bed lying down. I took off my coat and got on top of him. We started kissing passionately, he then sat up, while I was still onttop. I was so turned on I Moved my body suit to the side and put his big cock inside my wet pussy. The chemisry was crazy , I not only had an amazing orgasm, but After I had an crazy feeling that I never felt before. It was like an amazing orgasm that just kept getting better and better for a while. He made me cum straight away, my legs were trembling for a while . |
| What is the most outrageous thing that you’ve done sexually (be honest!) | Depends on what you mean by outrageous. I have had a gangbang - It’s not like In Porn videos - Disappointed Having to shave a clients bum hole before we started what was an awkward session. |
| Where would you most like to have sex? | On holiday on a sun bed (Risky) |
| What is your favourite sexual position? | Doggy |
| What is your second favourite sexual position? | Cowgirl |
| What is your biggest turn on? | Kissing and being intimate |
| The most sensitive part of my anatomy is? | Clit |
| Describe the experience (when and where) | what experience ? |
| What is your favourite sexual fantasy? | Watching a couple fuck Infront of me while I play with myself |
| How often do you masturbate? | Everyday |
| What sexual activity do you enjoy the most? | Giving a sloppy blowjob and Rimming |
| When is your libido at its highest? | Anytime really, I’m a very sexual person |
