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SUE THE SOLICITOR
50779
52 y/o
London Camden Road, United Kingdom
250
300
111
SUE THE SOLICITOR
52 y/o
250
300
111
50779
London Camden Road, United Kingdom
I'll make sure your experience is so memorable, you'll be telling your neighbours about it (they'll probably be bored, but that's not our problem.
''In the realm of discourse, doth thou dare? to challenge the winds of thought, beware! Sue will keep you guessing for She is the ruler of revelry… A mysterious allure, A mistress of intrigue, who will leave you longing for more and more…with bated…' for I am the Author of your fate. I weave a narrative to suspend the nape of your disbelief from hooks. your secret desires are My prompt. My role as the arbiter of reality is to stand where fantasy pretends to be....You should be aware that I'm known for being the "Picasso of the bedroom," "Beethoven of desire," and the "Da Vinci of bedazzlement...''
Intro
Hello. My name is Sue, and I am a solicitor, Yes that's right- I'm a solicitor, but 'not'... in the 'conventional' sense for offering legal counsel... Instead, I dabble in solicitation of another sort- which is to market a highly alluring 'creative' sort of service, with the aim of earning a couple of quid... Furthermore, I can also provide guidance as well- Throughout my years as a solicitor specialising in EROTIC SEX (with OR without counselling) I have successfully worked as a provider of 'Intimate support' in addition to an 'Empathetic listening' service, which has now been for over a decade. During my fascinating career I have met thousands of gentlemen who have candidly shared with me the intricate details of their profoundly Sad home lives - thus, I have dutifully offered my assistance as a shoulder for them to cry on, whilst also offering to extend my legs, inviting them to find comfort in the embrace of my Private terrain. I feel that as a Solicitor, you should listen carefully to your client whilst attempting to ''jolly them up'' as well as negotiating their 'special needs' I never push my customers sexually (unless they can manage it of course
) I know what I'm doing, so don't worry, you're safe--£250 is all it takes for all this 'guidance and sensuality'...(When you think about it- it's not a lot...Ps- Due to the fact that I am probably the only solicitor around here who is committed to upholding compassionate ethical standards, I strongly recommend that you add me to your 'hot list' of potential service providers who you intend to meet', because quite frankly I am the most exceptionally unethical solicitor that you will ever be likely to find NB When I say 'unethical', I don't mean by engaging in 'underhanded tactics', but rather, I engage in 'practices' that aren't widely recognised among other solicitors. So- Am I the right 'Solicitor' for you?
...Of course, When seeking the services of a 'solicitor', it is important to find one who possesses the necessary skills and expertise to 'handle your needs' AND not only 'handle them' but to do so- effectively. However, it is equally important to consider the manner in which a solicitor interacts with their clients. In this regard, if you are in search of a solicitor who excels at being very naughty [ and rude] whilst adept at making you feel exactly what You are (and that is 'aload of Ol' Trollops'
; then, I invite you to reach out to me. I understand that some individuals may prefer a more 'confrontational approach' when dealing with such 'sensitive' matters, and I am well-versed in providing such an experience. Please do not hesitate to contact me should you require the services of a solicitor who specialises in this particular style of communication. The Hooker Extraordinaire
I can say without a doubt that I am a true go-getter and a superhero in the sex industry [originally Est. 2005] saving the day by offering my services and ensuring that each and every one of my clients leaves completely delighted. I put my nose to the grindstone and started working my way up the ladder ONLY to find myself falling all the way back down it again BUT! nevertheless it has made me the very woman that I am today (as hard as nails). Oh, yes, I've been- seen & done everything that there is to know about this 'game'- inclusive of 'the good the bad and the ugly' Plus, typical hookers etiquette like, NEVER double dip with another working girl, never sharing your regulars, and always keep your clients close to your chest (Literally!). It's like a secret society, but with more fishnets and less handshakes...Forget about having regular friends, because the only friends you'll have are other hookers who are just waiting to steal your moves and your clients....(Oh yeah, it's a dog-eat-dog world out there alrighty...
Services
I've got a whole wide range of services on offer that cater to all sorts of unique preferences. And of course, I'm an absolute pro when it comes to providing that classic "Girlfriend" experience...Let's just say that I've always got a few tricks tucked away up my sleeve (and my sleeve is deep) Alright so! let's get going shall we?...
..so are you ready to create some unusual unfiltered memories? Well I'm all set and eager, with my 'knack of the know how' It'll be like having your very own real-life' Willy Wonka' where anything and everything is Possible....
Calling all Virtuous 'aged Virgins' & seasoned Trollops alike
Indoctrination of my cherry pop service begins with me soothing the virgins anxiety explaining that from now onwards I would be entering his dreams (and his nightmares!) as he won't be forgetting this experience…of course I know absolutely nothing about my sluts except what they tell me (which is usually exaggerated or completely untrue) - I always prefer to jump right in at the deep end, whether it be with an established slut or virgin…( Please note: I only meet 30+ year Old Virgins
)So! What do YOU need to book?
YOU- Gentlemen- NEED to be good natured and seeking a POSITIVE EXPERIENCE
I'll make sure your experience is so memorable, you'll be telling your neighbours about it (they'll probably be bored, but that's not our problem.
...And so!... Like a wild beast Prancing through a field of mundane cows, Sue is as innovative between the bed sheets as Picasso was to the art world. So who do You want in your bed today Gentlemen ? Pablo Picasso? OR a typical boring Cow named MOO - whose bedtime stories about grass and Cud would put even an insomniac to sleep- So Gentlemen! 'WHO' Will it be??? WILL IT BE -> Four dilly-dandies on four stick standies with a wig wag tail? OR-Pablo picasso - The Bedroom Maestro -> SUE the Solicitor?
| Duration | Incall | Outcall |
|---|---|---|
| 1½ Hours | 300 | 350 |
| 1 Hour | 250 | 300 |
| 2 Hours | 400 | 450 |
| 3 Hours | 500 | 550 |
Prices are shown in GBP
Note: Any money paid to the adult escorts listed on this website is for their time and companionship only. Whatever else that may occur if and when contact is made is the choice of consenting adults.
Activity Tags:
"A" Levels
Anal Play
BDSM
BDSM (giving)
BDSM (receiving)
CIM
CIM (at discretion)
Cross Dressing
Deep Throat
Depilation
Disabled Clients
Domination
Domination (giving)
Domination (receiving)
Double Penetration
Enema
Face Sitting
Facials
Fetish
Fingering/Finger Play
Food Sex/Sploshing
Foot Worship
French Kissing
French Kissing (discretion)
Hand Relief
Humiliation
Humiliation (giving)
Humiliation (receiving)
Massage
Moresomes
Naturism/Nudism
Oral
Oral without (at discretion)
Parties
Penetration (Protected)
Prostate Massage
Pussy Pumping
Receiving Oral
Rimming
Rimming (giving)
Rimming (receiving)
Role Play & Fantasy
Smoking (Fetish)
Snowballing
Spanking
Spanking (giving)
Spanking (receiving)
Strap On
Sub games
Swallow
Tantric
Tie & Tease
Uniforms
Watersports
I enjoy these activities with:
Male
| Sat Jun 01 2024 | All Day |
| Sun Jun 02 2024 | All Day |
| Mon Jun 03 2024 | All Day |
| Tue Jun 04 2024 | All Day |
| Wed Jun 05 2024 | All Day |
| Thu Jun 06 2024 | All Day |
| Fri Jun 07 2024 | All Day |
| Sat Jun 08 2024 | All Day |
| Sun Jun 09 2024 | All Day |
| Mon Jun 10 2024 | All Day |
| Tue Jun 11 2024 | All Day |
| Wed Jun 12 2024 | All Day |
| Thu Jun 13 2024 | All Day |
| Fri Jun 14 2024 | All Day |
BAREBACK |
This is NOT a service that is offered by my company.
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WHERE I'M FROM |
England - London
Born and raised in London- EastEnd- Bow & Bethnal Green
These days located in North London |
Do I offer Overnights? |
NO-
(Not unless you want to pay to watch sleeping Beauty Snore) |
RANDOM BOOKING REQUESTS |
I kindly suggest that you refrain from submitting a spontaneous booking request without prior inquiry.
I consistently anticipate receiving an initial email from somebody. Without such correspondence, I seldom proceed with scheduling meetings.
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ABOUT BI SEXUALITY |
As far as I can tell, I'm no longer bisexual.
I am (Without doubt) not bisexual. I've had some, shall we say, "lively" adventures with a few lovely ladies in my life, but when it comes to 'preference' then I have to admit that I do prefer the male form-I consider myself to have a heterosexual orientation, albeit with a touch of bisexuality in the realm of my imaginative fantasies.
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DIRECT CALL SERVICE |
PLEASE NOTE: I DO NOT OFFER 'SILENT' CALLS. IT IS NOT LISTED ON MY 'LIKES' LIST SO PLEASE DO NOT ASK/ OR PUT IN A REQUEST FOR IT. |
MY CONTACT NUMBER IS NOT ADVERTISED |
My contact number remains elusive, intentionally concealed to thwart the nefarious scoundrels who seek to exploit and deplete my precious reserves of energy.
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PARTY GAL? |
I'm afraid not.
In addition to that, I'd like to keep my nose to myself and mind my own business, because I'm so dull and boring.
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| What is your starsign? | Gemini May 21 - June 21 |
| What is your Primary Language? | English |
| What is your Secondary Language? | I can speak a few languages |
| How would you describe your non-binary gender? | Other |
| If other, please specify: | am I allowed to say ' Heterosexual?' |
| What is your favourite colour? | BLACK |
| Who is your favourite celebrity? | Pfft,who needs fancy-pants celebs anyway? |
| What is your best feature? | Legs |
| What three words best describe your personality? | outspoken, dictatorial, and impatient |
| What is your favourite food? | I eat to live not the other way round |
| What is your favourite drink? | Vodka, a splash of Pink Gin, a crisp White wine.. |
| What is your favourite film? | The Bleedin' House that wouldn't die |
| What is your favourite TV programme? | My heart belongs to savage crime progs |
| What are your favourite flowers? | ALL flowers are beautiful |
| What is your favourite perfume? | Molecule 01 (at ze moment! |
| What is your favourite gift? | I'm not bothered about gifts |
| What is your favourite holiday destination? | For me, there is no such thing as a holiday |
| What is your ethnicity? | Caucasian (White) |
| What is the colour of your eyes? | Blue |
| How would you describe your body type? | Slim |
| How tall are you? | 5'8" |
| How much do you weigh? | 9½st |
| What is your shoe size? | 3 |
| What is your dress size? | 10 |
| What size is your chest? | 36" |
| What is your bra cup-size? | C |
| How would you describe the size of your breasts? | Medium |
| Are your breasts natural or enhanced? | Natural |
| How is your pubic hair fashioned? | Trimmed |
| Do you smoke? | Socially |
| Do you have any tattoos or piercings? | Neither |
| If you have tattoos or piercings, how discreet are they | NA |
| Do you have any birth-marks or scars? If so, size and location? | None |
| What times are you always available? | This varies from week to week (ASK! |
| Will you do overnight bookings? | No |
| List of Towns/Areas you will visit | ASK! |
| How long are you prepared to travel for? | 1hr |
| Nearest rail station? | Caledonian Road/Holloway Road |
| What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you in public? | Any potentially embarrassing incidents would have occurred prior to the age of 30, as over the age of 30 you become impervious to embarrassment due to wisdom & experience. |
| What sort of men turn you on? | That mysterious guy who looks like Alfred Hitchcock! The type of man who, with a single look, can have your pulse racing and your heart racing with anticipation. |
| What sort of women turn you on? | looks like the ladies will have to find someone else to swoon over! My fantasies of women are far more adventurous than reality, but I've given it a shot at least! |
| What is the most memorable sexual experience you’ve ever had? | Not one of my sexual experiences stand out quite frankly |
| What is the most outrageous thing that you’ve done sexually (be honest!) | as a seasoned pro at life! Nothing can faze me now that I've conquered everything under the sun. |
| Where would you most like to have sex? | Sex on a motorbike, hair blowing in the wind? I've no idea... |
| What is your favourite sexual position? | I'm very nimble when it comes 2 positioning |
| What is your second favourite sexual position? | Is positioning really that important then? |
| What is your biggest turn on? | I look at peoples TEETH first- always have I really like irregular teeth and unconventional characteristics in general- those sort of traits- I find extremely appealing |
| The most sensitive part of my anatomy is? | Ah , My ears I think |
| Describe the experience (when and where) | Rather not remember! |
| What is your favourite sexual fantasy? | Well, I guess it is time to take a ride on the wild side and hop into bed with a taxi Driver! |
| How often do you masturbate? | I'm not highly sexual actually- I never have been! |
| What sexual activity do you enjoy the most? | delightful smoochy-woochy action (Kissing! |
| When is your libido at its highest? | "High Noon" |