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SUE THE SOLICITOR
48635
52 y/o
London Camden Road, United Kingdom
250
300
107
SUE THE SOLICITOR
52 y/o
250
300
107
48635
London Camden Road, United Kingdom
100% INDEPENDENT | Complete discretion and peace of mind guaranteed-
“As ye sow, so shall ye reap,” Galatians 6:7
So! Am I the right Solicitor for you?
...Of course, When seeking the services of a 'solicitor', it is important to find one who possesses the necessary skills and expertise to 'handle your needs' AND not only 'handle them' but to do so- effectively. However, it is equally important to consider the manner in which a solicitor interacts with their clients. In this regard, if you are in search of a solicitor who excels at being very naughty [rude] whilst adept at making you feel exactly what You are (and that is 'aload of Ol' Trollops'
; then, I invite you to reach out to me. I understand that some individuals may prefer a more 'confrontational approach' when dealing with such 'sensitive' matters, and I am well-versed in providing such an experience. Please do not hesitate to contact me should you require the services of a solicitor who specialises in this particular style of communication. Intro
Hello. My name is Sue, and I am a solicitor, Yes that's right- I'm a solicitor, but 'not'... in the 'conventional' sense for offering legal counsel... Instead, I sort of 'dabble' in solicitation of another sort- which is to market a highly alluring 'creative' sort of service, with the aim of earning a couple of quid... Furthermore, I can also provide guidance as well- Throughout my years as a solicitor specialising in EROTIC SEX (with OR without counselling) I have successfully worked as a provider of 'Intimate support' in addition to an 'Empathetic listening' service, which has now been for over a decade. During my fascinating career I have met thousands of gentlemen who have candidly shared with me the intricate details of their profoundly Sad home lives - thus, I have dutifully offered my assistance as a shoulder for them to cry on, whilst also offering to extend my legs, inviting them to find comfort in the embrace of my Private terrain. I feel that as a Solicitor, you should listen carefully to your client whilst attempting to ''jolly them up'' as well as negotiating their 'special needs' I never push my customers sexually (unless they can manage it of course
) I know what I'm doing, so don't worry, you're safe--£250 is all it takes for all this 'guidance and sensuality'...(When you think about it- it's not a lot...Ps- Due to the fact that I am probably the only solicitor around here who is committed to upholding compassionate ethical standards, I strongly recommend that you add me to your 'hot list' of potential service providers who you intend to meet', because quite frankly I am the most exceptionally unethical solicitor that you will ever be likely to find NB When I say 'unethical', I don't mean by engaging in 'underhanded tactics', but rather, I engage in 'practices' that aren't widely recognised among other solicitors. Hooker Extraordinaire
I can say without a doubt that I am a true go-getter and a superhero in the sex industry [originally Est. 2005] saving the day by offering my services and ensuring that each and every one of my clients leaves completely delighted. I put my nose to the grindstone and started working my way up the ladder ONLY to find myself falling all the way back down it again BUT! nevertheless it has made me the very woman that I am today (as hard as nails). Oh, yes, I've been- seen & done everything that there is to know about this 'game'- inclusive of 'the good the bad and the ugly' Plus, typical hookers etiquette like, NEVER double dip with another working girl, never sharing your regulars, and always keep your clients close to your chest (Literally!). It's like a secret society, but with more fishnets and less handshakes...Forget about having regular friends, because the only friends you'll have are other hookers who are just waiting to steal your moves and your clients....(Oh yeah, it's a dog-eat-dog world out there alrighty...
Services
I've got a wide range of services on offer that cater to all sorts of unique preferences. And of course, I'm an absolute pro when it comes to providing that classic "Girlfriend" experience...Let's just say that I've got a few tricks tucked away up my sleeve (and my sleeve is deep) Alright, let's get a move on then shall we?...
..so are you ready to create some proper cheeky, unfiltered memories? Well I'm all set and eager, with my 'knack of the know how' It'll be like having your very own real-life ' Willy Wonka' ( but without the chocolate river)
꧁'Imprisonment & servitude', are just a glimpse into the vast expanse of my remarkably diverse & exquisitely creative repertoire of play. Plus I have a vast collection of uniforms/ Role Play outfits (Goodness me I really know how to keep things really exciting don't I? ( Oh for sure I most certainly do
)… In the realm of discourse, doth thou dare? to challenge the winds of thought, beware! Sue will keep you guessing for She is the ruler of revelry… A mysterious allure, A mistress of intrigue, who will leave you longing for more and more…with bated…' for I am the Author of your fate. I weave a narrative to suspend the nape of your disbelief from hooks. your secret desires are My prompt. My role as the arbiter of reality is to stand where fantasy pretends to be....You should be aware that I'm known for being the "Picasso of the bedroom," "Beethoven of desire," and the "Da Vinci of bedazzlement...Calling all Virtuous 'aged Virgins' & seasoned Trollops alike
Indoctrination of my cherry pop service begins with me soothing the aged virgins anxiety explaining that from now onwards I would be entering his dreams (and his nightmares!) as he won't be forgetting this experience…of course I know absolutely nothing about my sluts except what they tell me (which is usually exaggerated or completely untrue) - I always prefer to jump right in at the deep end, whether it be with an established slut or virgin…( Please note: I only meet 30+ year Old Virgins
)So you lot out there are lookin' for a proper cockney Dominatrix, are ya?
(Yeah, I can definitely sort you out with that service!
...So ava ya got a hankering for that little fella of yours to feel the power of a proper whopper? The sort that gets all the kitties in a right tizzy, (if you know wot I mean?...You've always 'ad that sort of dream for power in the back of yer mind, 'aven't ya, mate?...
Cor blimey, 'ave ya got any idea 'ow bleedin' pointless ya are? I mean, what are you proper skilled at? Can ya fink of at least ONE fing that ya can say ya're proper good at? Honestly, mate, I reckon you're about as useful as a knackered out Old teabag...an old dried up teabag... yeah that's right, a shrivelled up bag of weakness that's been hung up and dried out more times than I can bleedin' count...
Alright, let's slow things down a bit......Alright now, why don't ya go and slip on them fancy frilly draws for me and then give us a twirl like a jolly ol' fairy on top of a Christmas tree, eh?
I'm proper excited to catch a glimpse of ya in them cute little knickerbockers, all dolled up with them pink ribbons 'n' bows... god knows... I could do with a bit more humour in me life...
Alright then twirl 'round a bit faster, mate...blimey, if it weren't for them pink knicker ribbons, I'd 'ave half a mind to give that puny little crotch of yours a proper whack with a 'ammer and stick ya up on the ceiling...It's alrigh'... don't fret, me li'l bunny... don't worry, keep quiet now... keep quiet, there there... I ain't gonna do ya no 'arm.
Take a bloomin' breather, mate...Cor blimey, I ain't gonna 'urt ya...Nah...course not- All I fancy is givin' those shoes of yours a good blob of spit... That's the only thing on me mind, and I'm dead set on doin' it. Why? Well Why not, I reckon?... I reckon them daft Minnie Mouse shoes you got on mate, need a bit of spit Don't ya fink so? a nice big blob of green phlegm would go well on them pink shoes of yours- eh? ow's about that then Yeah?
...Like a wild beast Prancing through a field of mundane cows, Sue is as innovative between the bed sheets as Picasso was to the art world. So who do You want in your bed today Gentlemen ? Pablo Picasso? OR a typical boring Cow named MOO - whose bedtime stories about grass and Cud would put even an insomniac to sleep- So Gentlemen! 'WHO' Will it be??? WILL IT BE -> Four dilly-dandies on four stick standies with a wig wag tail? OR-Pablo picasso - The Bedroom Maestro -> Sue?
So What do YOU need to book?
YOU Gentlemen- NEED to be good-natured & seeking a POSITIVE EXPERIENCE
| Duration | Incall | Outcall |
|---|---|---|
| 1½ Hours | 300 | 350 |
| 1 Hour | 250 | 300 |
| 2 Hours | 400 | 450 |
| 3 Hours | 500 | 550 |
Prices are shown in GBP
Note: Any money paid to the adult escorts listed on this website is for their time and companionship only. Whatever else that may occur if and when contact is made is the choice of consenting adults.
Activity Tags:
"A" Levels
Anal Play
BDSM
BDSM (giving)
BDSM (receiving)
CIM
CIM (at discretion)
Cross Dressing
Deep Throat
Depilation
Disabled Clients
Domination
Domination (giving)
Domination (receiving)
Double Penetration
Enema
Face Sitting
Facials
Fetish
Fingering/Finger Play
Food Sex/Sploshing
Foot Worship
French Kissing
French Kissing (discretion)
Hand Relief
Humiliation
Humiliation (giving)
Humiliation (receiving)
Massage
Moresomes
Naturism/Nudism
Oral
Oral without (at discretion)
Parties
Penetration (Protected)
Prostate Massage
Pussy Pumping
Receiving Oral
Rimming
Rimming (giving)
Rimming (receiving)
Role Play & Fantasy
Smoking (Fetish)
Snowballing
Spanking
Spanking (giving)
Spanking (receiving)
Strap On
Sub games
Swallow
Tantric
Tie & Tease
Uniforms
Watersports
I enjoy these activities with:
Male
| Sun Apr 28 2024 | All Day |
| Mon Apr 29 2024 | All Day |
| Tue Apr 30 2024 | All Day |
| Wed May 01 2024 | All Day |
| Thu May 02 2024 | All Day |
| Fri May 03 2024 | All Day |
| Sat May 04 2024 | All Day |
| Sun May 05 2024 | All Day |
| Mon May 06 2024 | All Day |
| Tue May 07 2024 | All Day |
| Wed May 08 2024 | All Day |
| Thu May 09 2024 | All Day |
| Fri May 10 2024 | All Day |
| Sat May 11 2024 | All Day |
BAREBACK |
This is NOT a service that is offered by my company.
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WHERE I'M FROM |
England - London
Born and raised London- EastEnd- Bow & Bethnal Green then latterly raised in a place called Custom House Canningtown. West Ham. London. E.16
These days located in North London |
ONE HOUR MINIMUM MEETS |
I do not offer appointments that are less than ONE hour. In my opinion, the amount of preparation required for such a short time frame is equal to, if not more than, that required for a one-hour appointment. This isn't some fast-food joint that's open 24/7 for a quick service. I do not and have never operated in that manner.
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RANDOM BOOKING REQUESTS |
I kindly suggest that you refrain from submitting a spontaneous booking request without prior inquiry.
I consistently anticipate receiving an initial email from somebody. Without such correspondence, I seldom proceed with scheduling meetings.
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ABOUT BI SEXUALITY |
As far as I can tell, I'm no longer bisexual.
I am (Without doubt) not bisexual. I've had some, shall we say, "lively" adventures with a few lovely ladies in my life, but when it comes to 'preference' then I have to admit that I do prefer the male form-I consider myself to have a heterosexual orientation, albeit with a touch of bisexuality in the realm of my imaginative fantasies.
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DIRECT CALL SERVICE |
PLEASE NOTE: I DO NOT OFFER 'SILENT' CALLS. IT IS NOT LISTED ON MY 'LIKES' LIST SO PLEASE DO NOT ASK/ OR PUT IN A REQUEST FOR IT. |
FAV PAST TIME! |
Reading! I'm a right bookworm, I am. Got myself two books on the go at the moment. One of them is called "Grave dans le Sable" by Michel Bussi and It delves into the fascinating topic about the most underrated body part.
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'The Room with Chains'
"When Romance Meets DIY Accessories" this is a story about a German landlord who's got himself a collection of fancy sadomasochistic equipment that he ain't used since 'is divorce. But when a new tenant moves in, he reckons it's time to fetch his leather whips and handcuffs to try & Lure her...
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MY CONTACT NUMBER IS NOT ADVERTISED |
My contact number remains elusive, intentionally concealed to thwart the nefarious scoundrels who seek to exploit and deplete my precious reserves of energy.
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PARTY GAL? |
I'm afraid not.
In addition to that, I'd like to keep my nose to myself and mind my own business, because I'm so dull and boring.
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| What is your starsign? | Gemini May 21 - June 21 |
| What is your Primary Language? | English |
| What is your Secondary Language? | I can speak a few languages |
| How would you describe your non-binary gender? | Other |
| If other, please specify: | Is it ok to say Heterosexual? |
| What is your favourite colour? | BLACK/ NAVY BLUE |
| Who is your favourite celebrity? | Pfft,who needs those fancy-pants celebs anyway? |
| What is your best feature? | Legs |
| What three words best describe your personality? | Eclectic, Eccentric, Audacious |
| What is your favourite food? | For the sake of survival, I will consume anything. |
| What is your favourite drink? | Vodka, a splash of Pink Gin, a crisp White wine.. |
| What is your favourite film? | The House that would not die |
| What is your favourite TV programme? | I've got a fondness for Grizzly Crime programmes |
| What are your favourite flowers? | ALL flowers are beautiful |
| What is your favourite perfume? | Legacy of Petra |
| What is your favourite gift? | A packet of Liquorice Alsorts |
| What is your favourite holiday destination? | I prefer to stay close to home |
| What is your ethnicity? | Caucasian (White) |
| What is the colour of your eyes? | Blue |
| How would you describe your body type? | Slim |
| How tall are you? | 5'8" |
| How much do you weigh? | 9½st |
| What is your shoe size? | 3 |
| What is your dress size? | 10 |
| What size is your chest? | 36" |
| What is your bra cup-size? | C |
| How would you describe the size of your breasts? | Medium |
| Are your breasts natural or enhanced? | Natural |
| How is your pubic hair fashioned? | Trimmed |
| Do you smoke? | Socially |
| Do you have any tattoos or piercings? | Neither |
| If you have tattoos or piercings, how discreet are they | NA |
| Do you have any birth-marks or scars? If so, size and location? | None |
| What times are you always available? | This varies from week to week (ASK! |
| Will you do overnight bookings? | No |
| List of Towns/Areas you will visit | ASK! |
| How long are you prepared to travel for? | 1hr |
| Nearest rail station? | Caledonian Road/Holloway Road |
| What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you in public? | An ex-boyfriend thought I needed a refreshing shower during a heated row in a pub, so he kindly poured a pint of lager over my head |
| What sort of men turn you on? | The allure of an Alfred Hitchcockian type of man! The kind of guy who can make your heart race with just a glance and keep you on the edge of your seat in suspense. |
| What sort of women turn you on? | looks like the ladies will have to find someone else to swoon over! My fantasies of women are far more adventurous than reality, but I've given it a shot at least! |
| What is the most memorable sexual experience you’ve ever had? | Not one of my sexual experiences stand out quite frankly |
| What is the most outrageous thing that you’ve done sexually (be honest!) | as a seasoned pro at life! Nothing can faze me now that I've conquered everything under the sun. |
| Where would you most like to have sex? | Sex on a motorbike with your hair blowing in the wind? I have no idea... |
| What is your favourite sexual position? | I am quite the acrobat in the bedroom |
| What is your second favourite sexual position? | Is positioning that important then? |
| What is your biggest turn on? | The more a gentleman resembles a Liquorice Alsort- the better. |
| The most sensitive part of my anatomy is? | Ah , My ears I think |
| Describe the experience (when and where) | I will think about it and fill this bit in later |
| What is your favourite sexual fantasy? | Well, I guess it is time to take a ride on the wild side and hop into bed with a taxi Driver |
| How often do you masturbate? | Oh, not very often |
| What sexual activity do you enjoy the most? | delightful smoochy-woochy action! |
| When is your libido at its highest? | "High Noon" |
