Allow me to be frank at the commencement, you will lust for me. The gentlemen will be bewildered and the gentry will be repelled! Debaucherous by name, Debaucherous by nature.
Outcalls only*Wow!
All of these profiles that promise the world and more. Ultimate sluts, kinky I’ll bet some folk dress up as animals, each to their own I say although not exactly my cup of tea!
I’m taking a much more unorthodox approach.
I wouldn’t be here if I wasn’t inclined to please folk sexually and push some boundaries but if you’re looking for meaningless, robotic, detached, tedious encounters I would scroll on as I am definitely not the lass for you. Im here for a good time too, not to fund an ongoing crack addiction or shie addiction. If you’re interesting,
No self obsessed selfies or photoshopped filtered bullshit or promsies of oscene baturws that really do leave nothing to the imagination…. Screams dodgy doesn’t it? I’d be beyond skeptical myself but I promise you whole heartedly, if you let curiosity get the better of you it will be, without a doubt, a decision you will not regret in the slightest.
If you’re still reading and haven’t been deterred by the lack of blatant brazen filth and are still intrigued, you’re my kind of person and I urge you to drop me an email. You won’t be disappointed!
*edit* I now have a mobile number for text/calls available on request, that’s if you’re not going to come across a complete asshole on your messages!
Fortune favours the brave!
He/She/They who dares wins!
Side note: A Suberb GFE with the trimmings but I can only come to you.
Side Side note: Ill be frank at the conclusion, two statements I hear about myself a lot is “full of surpises” and “diamond in the rough” …. Take from that what you will!
Side side side note: If you’re still curiois after all rhis reading, have a look at the monologue from Johnny Depps role in The Libertine, flip it to be the words as coming from a female and that could sum me up of a monologue could encapture my devious nature.
| Duration | Incall | Outcall |
|---|---|---|
| ½ Hour | - | 100 |
| 1½ Hours | - | 250 |
| 1 Hour | - | 200 |
| 2 Hours | - | 350 |
| 3 Hours | - | 450 |
| Overnight | - | 1500 |
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| Mon May 20 2024 | All Day |
| Tue May 21 2024 | All Day |
| Wed May 22 2024 | All Day |
| Thu May 23 2024 | All Day |
| Fri May 24 2024 | All Day |
| Sat May 25 2024 | All Day |
| Sun May 26 2024 | All Day |
| Mon May 27 2024 | All Day |
| Tue May 28 2024 | All Day |
| Wed May 29 2024 | All Day |
| Thu May 30 2024 | All Day |
| Fri May 31 2024 | All Day |
| Sat Jun 01 2024 | All Day |
| Sun Jun 02 2024 | All Day |
| What is your starsign? | Sagittarius Nov 23 - Dec 21 |
| What is your Primary Language? | Sarcasm |
| How would you describe your non-binary gender? | NA |
| If other, please specify: | I don’t believe in any of that absolute codswallop |
| What is your favourite colour? | Black |
| What is your best feature? | Body |
| What is your worst feature? | Smile |
| What three words best describe your personality? | Like no other. |
| What is your favourite food? | Anything I’ve not made |
| What is your favourite drink? | Tango orange |
| What is your favourite film? | Couldn’t possibly pin it down to one |
| What is your favourite TV programme? | Same as above |
| What are your favourite flowers? | Black roses |
| What is your favourite perfume? | Olympia |
| What is your favourite gift? | Laughter |
| What is your favourite holiday destination? | Anywhere I haven’t already been |
| What is your ethnicity? | Caucasian (White) |
| What is the colour of your eyes? | Blue |
| What is the colour of your hair? | Brown |
| What length is your hair? | Long |
| How would you describe your body type? | Slim |
| How tall are you? | 5'7" |
| How much do you weigh? | 9st |
| What is your leg measurement? | 34" |
| What is your shoe size? | 7 |
| What is your dress size? | 8 |
| What size is your chest? | 30" |
| What is your waist measurement? | 30" |
| What is your hips measurement? | 32" |
| What is your bra cup-size? | B |
| How would you describe the size of your breasts? | Small |
| Are your breasts natural or enhanced? | Natural |
| How is your pubic hair fashioned? | Shaved Mostly |
| Do you smoke? | Yes |
| Do you have any tattoos or piercings? | Neither |
| What times are you always available? | In advance only, drop me an email |
| Will you do overnight bookings? | Depends |
| List of Towns/Areas you will visit | For the right meet, anywhere |
| How long are you prepared to travel for? | 2hrs |
| What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you in public? | This a conversation for one of the many meets that could be awaiting. And it’s a belter of a story actually. |
| What sort of men turn you on? | Genuinely honest ones! Being funny helps I guess |
| What sort of women turn you on? | Women who can have the crack! Too many fabricated brain dead dolls these days for my liking. |
| What is the most memorable sexual experience you’ve ever had? | Again, a conversation for more intimate times albeit another belter. |
| What is the most outrageous thing that you’ve done sexually (be honest!) | You’d be surprised put it that way. |
| Where would you most like to have sex? | Somewhere really obscure but historically iconic |
| What is your favourite sexual position? | Email me and you might find out |
| What is your second favourite sexual position? | Ditto ^^^ |
| What is your biggest turn on? | Ditto ha ^^ |
| The most sensitive part of my anatomy is? | I can sense a pattern now ^^^^ |
| Describe the experience (when and where) | ^^^ |
| What is your favourite sexual fantasy? | ^^^ |
| How often do you masturbate? | Probably more than your average lass |
| When is your libido at its highest? | When I’m getting paid! Ha! |
